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Saturday, March 24, 2007
/ 3/24/2007 04:29:00 PM Some things to think about: If you wear contact lens and you died with them in your eyes, do they take them out? If you can see your breath outide on a cold day, could you see your fart? If you are old and are in a bathtub how would you know if you have been in there too long? Have you ever wondered why in the 1500's nude photos/painting were art, while today it's pornography? Do suicide hotlines have hold? If you had only one hand, would second hand smoking effect you? What sound does a bunny make? Do bubbles freeze in winter? Do they put underwear on corpses? Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on? _____________________________________________________________________________________ char siew pao vs mee kia: Char Siew Pao and Mee Kia got involved in an argument. Char Siew Pao got very angry and shouted at Mee Kia, “I’m going to find my gang to hantam you!” So Char Siew Pao went to round up Leng Yong Pau and Tau Sar Pow. Just then, Maggi Mee walked around the corner. Immediately, the Paos started to beat him up. As Char Siew Pao was punching Maggi Mee, he shouted, “Don’t think just because you perm your hair, we can’t recognize you, okay!” _____________________________________________________________________________________ Gayish Once a boy came crying from school. When he arrived to his house, he told he dad still crying, "Dad, a kid in school called me gay." "Hit him next time." The dad said. "No...he's too cute." _____________________________________________________________________________________ The Perfect Husband Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure... go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$260,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later. I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. THEN he asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?" |
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